Teacher: moon par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Student: Neil Armstrong
Teacher: shabash aur dusra?
Student: dusra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Wo koi langda thode hi tha.


English
Teacher: Who was the first person to put foot on moon?
Student: Neil Armstrong
Teacher: Excellent and the second one?
Student: Has to be him again. He wasn't crippled afterall.