Santa's philosophy in life: If you love someone set them free.
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Unless it is a tiger.

Santa: Im so sick of not being understood.
Banta: What do you mean?

Which is the only Indian government organization against any kind of reservation?
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Ans: IRCTC

What post did the spider apply for in the IT company?
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Ans: Web designer

Teacher: Why are you solving the question on the floor?
Student: Because you asked me not to use the tables.

What do you call a bunch of geeks whose eggs got stolen from the fridge?
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Ans: Angry Nerds

Terrorist: your last wish beforeyou die?
Girl: i wanna listen to a justin bieber song for the last time.
Terrorist: fine. What about you boy?
Boy: please kill me first.